May 2013
thehipsterlifestyle:
Goal: Remain single for another 6 months to focus on blogging, vlogging, school, and producing.
alongcameatom:
SO ACCORDING TO ANCESTRY.COM MY ANCESTORS HELPED SET UP AND RAN THE FIRST WHORE HOUSE IN THE NEW WORLD. YOU’RE WELCOME
littleblackmaps:
you would think watching videos about math would be more interesting than reading about math, but then you would be wrong.
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
★゜・。。・゜☆゜・。★。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜★ ゜・。。。・゜☆ ゜・。★ 。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜★ i would rather tie myself to an anchor and jump into the pacific ocean than go to school tomorrow
★゜・。。・゜☆゜・。★。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜★ ゜・。。。・゜☆ ゜・。★ 。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜★
the-yolocaust:
who is tyler and what did he create
peasantbutts:
if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you
girls at my school: if my parents ever found my blog i would be dead!
their blogs: nothing but pictures of starbucks frappuccinos and girls lying on beaches and scene boys and brotips
our blogs: gay porn, smut, swearing like sailors, shameless objectifying of celebrities, and questionable mental stability
auspisstice:
cyberdepressed:
HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS
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onefitmodel:
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
poutyowl:
i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
bloodyoathmate:
Plot Twist: Tumblr buys Yahoo and deletes it
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
darrynek:
hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder
this bitch killed my vibe
takeafuckingsh0wer:
NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
Friendly reminder that
orderlybunker:
Tumblr will remain independent
Yahoo bought it because Tumblr was getting too expensive
The only thing changing will be the one’s legally owning Tumblr
There will remain absolutely no restrictions on gifs/fics/pictures/edits/porn/terms and conditions
The terms and conditions will remain the same
Tumblr’s options were to shut Tumblr down or get funds
ThE lAyOuT iS nOt...
1o14:
i want world peace but there are people i want to kill first
internetexplorers:
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
